So this one time, husband and I went to one of our two favorite dive bars. I was still on medication that (unbeknownst to me) reacted harshly with alcohol. Worse, it did this completely unpredictably.
Back to the story. We were hanging out and I’d had a few. Or a lot. I’d made a friend with another cute small woman who was even more drunk than I was. While we were sitting there we added one another on facebook and took selfies. Eventually she had to pee and got up to find the bathroom. That’s when it happened. I thought I was being cute. I thought I was being clever. I wrote a note along the lines of “Nix was here!”
I put the note inside of her purse.
I did NOTHING ELSE to her purse. Nothing. I took nothing out, and the note was the only thing I put in.
It was still a completely horrible idea. She’d unfriended me by the next morning.
I’m still totally mortified and it’s been like a year.