To get you the best information on who I am, I turned to the experts, who were not paid…too much…
KP of Minnesota writes:
Nix is blindingly honest, except for all the lying.
Nix is Princess of everything, including you. Especially you.
Nix’s blog is a tour-de-force of… wait, what does tour-de-force mean again? Anyway, it’s good. Couldn’t put it down.
MF formerly of California, then of Rhode Island (but now of California again) writes:
Monkeys flock to Nix. It just happens that way.
She’s like Dr. Doolittle with awesome boobs. Srsly.
NSV formerly of New Jersey but now of Maryland states:
My drug of choice, Nixanadoo.
BG from the world of Glitch told us:
This website is guaranteed to cure Space Rabies.
When the Joker killed my parents, I briefly considered jetting off to some far-flung Himalayan retreat and immersing myself in the ardent study of martial arts for several decades.
Luckily, I happened upon Nixandoo.com. It put several things in perspective for me, and I no longer felt the need to wear a cape a speak like I was in perpetual need of a Ricola.
Thanks to Nix, I am now the successful star of a number of late-night infomercials. This system really works.
We’re waiting on everyone else we sent
loads of cash along with death threats testimonial requests to. When they get back to us, this page will be the first to know!